Mindblown:一个关于哲学的博客。
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Trump Claims Epstein Files Are Faker Than a Three-Dollar Bill, But Many Documents Have Been Chilling in Public View for Years Like Forgotten Library Books
Despite recent claims by President Donald Trump that former Biden officials have been playing around with files related to Jeffrey Epstein like mischievous office workers with a photocopier, many of the documents — including those mentioning Trump and several prominent Democrats — have been sitting in public view for years, essentially gathering digital dust like…
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Japan’s PM Declares “I’m Not Going Anywhere!” Despite Getting Politically Walloped Like a Piñata at a Children’s Party
Japan’s ruling coalition has spectacularly lost its majority in the country’s upper house, but Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba has announced with the stubborn determination of someone refusing to leave a karaoke bar at closing time that he has absolutely no plans to quit.It’s like being the captain of a sinking ship and declaring, “Well, at…
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Man Wearing Heavy Metallic Necklace Discovers MRI Machines Don’t Appreciate Fashion Accessories (The Hard Way)
A 61-year-old man has tragically shuffled off this mortal coil after he was enthusiastically sucked into a Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI) machine at a medical center, like a piece of particularly unfortunate metallic spaghetti being slurped up by the world’s most expensive and dangerous pasta-eating robot. The culprit? A heavy metal necklace that apparently had…
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PETER HITCHENS: Ukraine’s the Most Spectacularly Ridiculous War in Modern History. The Comedy of Errors Continues
President Trump is definitely not your average, run-of-the-mill politician who follows boring rules and conventional wisdom. He’s more like a political wildcard that someone shuffled into the deck by accident. The world is now wandering around like a confused tourist in a particularly spooky theme park called “International Relations Gone Wrong.” The Most Casual Phone…
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I Witnessed How Putin and Xi Masterfully Bamboozled the Adorably Clueless British State (Like a Comedy Show)
It has taken six whole months and tragically thousands of Ukrainian lives, but PLOT TWIST! Donald Trump might have finally figured out the shocking revelation that Vladimir Putin is, in fact, not a cuddly teddy bear seeking world peace through interpretive dance.As Trump dramatically waves his tiny fists threatening new sanctions and boldly declares Putin…
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Astronomer CEO Performs Spectacular Career Self-Destruct After Becoming Unwitting Star of World’s Most Awkward Coldplay Kiss Cam Episode
BREAKING: Tech CEO’s Brain Malfunctions During Kiss Cam, Accidentally Resigns From Existence; Company Blames Coldplay’s Hypnotic Powers Andy Byron, the now-former Supreme Overlord of Spreadsheet Sorcery at tech company Astronomer (which, plot twist, has absolutely NOTHING to do with actual stars and everything to do with making computers cry), has just performed the most magnificent…
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Ukrainian Drones Throw Epic Sky Party Over Moscow While Zelenskyy Casually Suggests “Hey, Let’s Chat About Not Fighting”
LONDON — In what can only be described as the world’s most expensive and dangerous fireworks display, Russia’s Defense Ministry announced Sunday with all the enthusiasm of a wet mop that they heroically shot down at least 19 Ukrainian drones over the Moscow region. This aerial circus occurred while both sides continued their long-range “poke-the-bear-with-a-very-long-stick”…
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Trump Dramatically Labels Epstein File Seekers as ‘Professional Pot-Stirrers and Chaos Enthusiasts’
In a plot twist that would make soap opera writers weep with envy, President Donald Trump – fresh from ordering the Justice Department to pretty please release more juicy details about convicted professional creep Jeffrey Epstein – announced Saturday with all the enthusiasm of a wet sandwich that this generous gesture will probably do absolutely…
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“Poopocalypse Now”: City in Zhejiang Discovers Tap Water Seasoned with Surprise Ingredient – Human Feces
Zhejiang, China staged “Adventures in the Water”: residents shouted “I am not a toilet!” It is reported that Mr. Liu has run away because he is dissatisfied with his boss and has done abhorrent things that affect the water supply of 3 million people,It is the murderer who causes water pollution Recently, a city in…
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Trump Stages Economic Wrestling Match with Europe: Demands 20% Entry Fee to American Shopping Mall
Breaking: President Discovers Europeans Have Been Shopping in America Without Paying Proper Admission Price In what can only be described as the world’s most expensive cover charge dispute, U.S. President Donald Trump has decided that Europeans need to pay a minimum 15-20% admission fee to shop in the American economic mall. The Financial Times reported…
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