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Breaking: 79-Year-Old President’s Leg Veins Declare Independence, Refuse to Follow Basic Circulatory Laws In what medical experts are calling “The Great Vein Revolt of 2025,” US President Donald Trump’s leg veins have apparently decided they’re tired of doing their job and have gone on strike. The White House announced Thursday that Trump, 79, has been…

Breaking: 70-Year-Old Former President Discovers He’s Not Too Old for House Arrest Makeover In what can only be described as the world’s most dramatic episode of “Extreme Home Makeover: Prison Edition,” Brazilian police decided to spice up their Friday morning by throwing an impromptu surprise party at Jair Bolsonaro’s house. The only problem? Nobody told…

Guys, this Asian actress revealed herself at a concert, and you can see how alluring her big boobs are. It is understood that this actress is the norm, and she often does this to satisfy the audience. In what can only be described as the most dramatic wardrobe-related concert incident since someone discovered that stage…

BERLIN — In what can only be described as the most epic financial reality check since someone tried to pay for a Ferrari with Monopoly money, the German government has delivered a devastating blow to European Commission chief Ursula von der Leyen’s dreams of spending 1.8 trillion euros on what appears to be the continental…

Brazilian President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva has delivered what can only be described as the diplomatic equivalent of a reality check, informing Donald Trump that his American counterpart was elected as the leader of the United States and not to be the emperor of the world, solar system, or any nearby galaxies. Trump’s Latest…

LONDON — In what can only be described as the world’s most expensive express delivery service, German Chancellor Friedrich Merz announced that Ukraine would receive Patriot air-defense missiles very soon, right after Donald Trump decided to turn military aid into what essentially amounts to an international weapons subscription box service. Trump’s Latest Business Venture: NATO…

n what can only be described as the most predictable plot twist since M. Night Shyamalan discovered his own career, our beloved eternal youth President Donald Trump has been diagnosed with something that sounds like a rejected Harry Potter spell: Chronic Venous Insufficiency. Doctor’s Diagnosis: Your Veins Are Having an Existential Crisis On Thursday, White…

In breaking news that has shocked approximately zero people who have ever worked in government, the Trump administration has managed to create what political scientists are calling “the most spectacular face-plant since someone tried to use a banana as a boomerang.” The Justice Department’s Epstein review has delivered results so underwhelming that even a participation…

In what may go down as the most bizarre diplomatic achievement since someone convinced the world that pineapple belongs on pizza, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he has successfully lobbied Coca-Cola to ditch high-fructose corn syrup for cane sugar in their American soft drinks. Because apparently, when you’re done negotiating with world leaders, the…

The members of the famous girl group didn’t wear underwear at the performance site. Yes, you read that right, she didn’t wear underwear and leaked a tampon. Did your sexy and charming figure make you want to stop?Last night in Los Angeles, at a concert that can only be described as a cross between a…