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Zelensky to Meet Trump in Washington to Sign Minerals Deal (or: The Great Mineral Exchange of 2025, Featuring Very Important Handshakes
In a move that has left geopolitical analysts scratching their heads and comedians furiously taking notes, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is set to meet US President Donald Trump in Washington…
Donald Trump’s Mystery Marks: Is It Makeup, a Handshake Gone Wild, or Just the Price of Being a ‘Man of the People’ Who Fights Bears Bare-Handed?
Breaking news from the thrilling world of presidential epidermis! Donald Trump’s hand bruise saga has once again stolen the spotlight, proving that even the most powerful hands in the free…
French PM Wants to Cancel Public Holidays to Pay Bills: ‘Even Marie Antoinette Would Say This Is Bold’
In what might be the most ambitious “we need to talk about our finances” conversation since someone tried to convince their spouse that a boat was a reasonable investment, France’s…
Ukraine Waiting for Details on Trump’s “Billions of Dollars” Weapons Promise Like Kids Waiting for Amazon Delivery Tracking
Ukraine is currently in that awkward position we’ve all been in—sitting by the metaphorical mailbox waiting for details about the “billions of dollars” worth of US military equipment that Donald…
Trump Strikes Indonesia Deal: ‘It’s Like Black Friday, But We’re the Ones Getting Paid’
Well, folks, Trump just pulled off what might be the most satisfying “I win, you pay” deal since someone convinced people to buy bottled water. On Tuesday, our Deal-Maker-in-Chief announced…
GOP Rebels Stage the Political Equivalent of a Thanksgiving Dinner Meltdown Over Trump’s Crypto Bills
Well, folks, it looks like the House of Representatives just experienced the legislative equivalent of a family reunion gone horribly wrong. A dozen conservative Republicans decided Tuesday was the perfect…
Trump Gives Putin 50 Days to Chill Out or Face the Economic Equivalent of a Black Friday Stampede
Well, folks, grab your popcorn because Trump just dropped the ultimate “You’ve got mail… and it’s a bill” moment on Putin. During what was probably the most expensive coffee chat…
Tencent improves testing creative AI models with new benchmark
Tencent has unveiled ArtifactsBench, an innovative benchmark designed to address fundamental shortcomings in how creative AI models are currently evaluated. Have you ever requested an AI system to generate something…
Google Unleashes Free Medical AI That Could Revolutionize Healthcare Access
Google has taken an unprecedented step by releasing its advanced MedGemma AI models as open-source tools, abandoning the traditional approach of charging hefty fees for API access. This bold move…
Apple Vision Pro with M4 chip and redesigned strap reportedly coming this year — but there’s bad news for the new lighter model
A new iteration of the Apple Vision Pro is slated for release later this year according to recent industry reports. The updated version of the headset will allegedly incorporate an…